A grown ass man had to write this for the express purpose of stopping kids from playing at school.
Stan Gerdes what the fuck is wrong with you dude? Who hurt you?
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A grown ass man had to write this for the express purpose of stopping kids from playing at school.
Stan Gerdes what the fuck is wrong with you dude? Who hurt you?
GOP is against the thriving mascot community!
Saw a video clip skit years ago of a school girl doing the litterbox things. Had no friggin idea it was a real thing
Lol most furries are plane engineers or somthin so they're angering the wrong ppl
I think we're running into a phase where Republicans are proposing laws based on shared boomer facebook posts and the like rather then actual concrete issues.
its not a phase!!
The party of small government and personal freedoms.
Obviously, they were talking about their personal freedom to dictate the freedom of everyone else.
Goth girls wore collars when I was in high school, before furries were a thing.
FWIW, furries have have been 'a thing' since at least 1980. (just trivia: I know you're talking about trends in your area)
Eggs are like $9/dozen.
But licking oneself or others for the purpose of affection is still fine, right??
sorry Mr Sanders, you and your chicken man are going to jail.
I'm PROUD that they CUT my Child's Lunch and Teacher's salary so they could focus on THIS!
If nothing else in my life, it does make me feel powerful how fucking afraid of me that republicans are.
yo they can peel my chokers from my cold dead hands
If enacted, I'm guessing the main effect of this would be to make "meow" the new standard greeting among a large fraction of the student population in Texas high schools.
Hey DOGE, these are the dumbasses wasting taxpayer money.
You have to laugh
It's just one of several modern versions of satanic panic used to distract the dummies while they fleece them.
So many people believe the litter box thing. So many that it made it into this law. We're surrounded by idiots.
Using a litter box for the passing of stool, urine or other human byproducts
They put that in the law because they want people to think it actually happens.
It reminds me of the time that a proposed bill outlawed "critical race theory" in schools, which it defined (in part) as teaching that present-day white people must feel guilty about past slavery. But nobody had ever taught that.
They do have cat litter. Its used during lockdowns when a child is locked in their classroom and cant leave to use the restroom. One school in particular that has cat litter is Columbine.
In my day it was also useful for cleaning up puke.
Students who bark, meow, hiss or make other animal noises that are not human speech
The cow says "you're under arrest".
It’s actually the pig that says that.
Lots of students with verbal communication issues about to be illegal. As are students with artifical limbs or organs or even glucose monitors. Also who gets to decide this: "other than behaviors or accessories typically displayed by a member of the homo sapiens species"?
It's vague, specifically so they can invoke it against any child they consider part of the "out group"- like trans, n/b, autistic, developmentally handicapped, socially handicapped, awkward, queer, "strange," brown, wrong religion, wrong clothes, wrong facial expression... the list can go on. The cruelty is the point. Fascists are literally comic levels of evil. If you are not one of "them" you are evil, bad, and need removed. Same for the ideologically impure. Shit is going to get extremely crazy within the next few months to year.
Homey, they about to defund and empty the DoE, every single person in need of an IEP are about to be screwed. The students wont be illegal, they just wont be allowed in the new private school system for espousing anti-social behaviors.
Edit: I do not adhere or condone destroying the public school system in any way. The fact that the US has been defunding and legislatively attacking public schools since the 60s is deplorable behavior
What they don't realize is that by doing this they are making it easier to replace the United States Federal government. Prior to this Administration one could make the argument that doing our evolution is hard or an advisable because you would have to recreate systems for inspecting the food and predicting the weather and all of that but at this point? We're going to have to do that anyway so we might as well do so under a fundamentally better system
Jesus Christ, someone buy these guys a fursuit already. I'll chip in. We can do a GoFundMe.
Okay, obvious queerphobia/freedom of expression issues and "how are these malignant societal tumors still on the debunked litter box thing" aside... Do none of these idiots remember that children often role play as animals because they have imagination and they are children? Have they even met children?!? Pretty sure "horse firefighters" or "we're all evil cats today" etc. are a common type of game played at recess or whatever. They have nothing to do with being a furry and everything to do with just regular human development? Are these people really paranoid and threatened by childhood make-believe games?
I used to be the dog in recess when kids were playing families and I'm barely a sexual deviant at all. Meanwhile grindr goes wild around Republican conferences so they can STFU and leave the furries alone.
I find this law hilarious. And incredibly dumb. Hilariously dumb. Maybe spend more on education and childcare. There's always going to be the "wild child" in school.
I love how there's exempt days. You can dress up like a furry once in a while as a treat.
Artificial, animal-like ears Other physiological features that have not historically been assigned to the human race through a means of natural biological development
Great outrage in the anime community following catgirls ban.
As a furry weeb I propose an alliance
Leopards? Faces?