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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/26858906

Summary

A leaked TSA email suggests funding for bomb-sniffing dogs has been halted under Elon Musk.

The email states that vet visits, kenneling, and food are "put on hold" until further guidance.

TSA deploys over 1,000 canine teams, with training costing $33,000 per dog.

The funding freeze contradicts Trump’s "tough on crime" stance and coincided with the White House celebrating "K9 Veterans Day."

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[–] dryfter@lemm.ee 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Not surprising sadly. This is the same man that labeled people relying on the government for a safety net to fucking live parasites.

I am one of those people that is part of the parasite class. I look forward to being able to get teamed up with a doggo in the camp. That actually kinda makes me feel a little better if that would happen actually.

What a freaking shitshow.

[–] asg101@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

The only REAL parasites are the oligarchs.

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 2 points 2 months ago

All of them rely on govt way, way more than anyone else. Of course they try to paint themselves as entrepreneurs who pull themselves by the bootstraps without no help from anyone

[–] reiterationstation@lemm.ee 8 points 2 months ago (2 children)

This is some unhinged shit. Is it the drugs? Is it the Putin?

[–] xye@lemm.ee 6 points 2 months ago

Can we please stop blaming ‘drugs’ or ketamine specifically, even when joking. This is seriously hurting its reputation and future use as a therapeutic option. It might not feel like a big deal but every time we say this it normalizes it. Not targeting you specifically just trying to call it out any time I see it - thank you.

[–] JackFrostNCola@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Putin. Not even once kids.

[–] danciestlobster@lemm.ee 4 points 2 months ago

Poutine though, more than once!

[–] Tikiporch@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

Hoping to kick off a war when a bomb does slip through the cracks.

[–] Beetschnapps@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

So how does it go down when a moral human is forced to respond to this? Curious to get a scenario where an unelected bureaucrat tells you to ignore congress?

[–] Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Someone should make him watch this

[–] sundrei@lemmy.sdf.org 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

With our luck, he'll wind up also refusing to feed Jim Belushi.

[–] the_crotch@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 months ago

His career would have done that after a year or two if his brother hadn't died

[–] amadeus84@lemm.ee 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Ya see folks. In elons mind the future is chaos for all of us. Death war, disease, terror (likely instigated by them)

Follow what these billionares are doing. They will be living in palaces and far from the chaos theyre plotting

Please wake up

[–] RamblingPanda@lemmynsfw.com 1 points 2 months ago

Are we planning 9/11.2? Do we need to get bombs on board of airplanes, or what is the genius in this?

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