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Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works

Anon's calendar is incomplete (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 5 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] don@lemm.ee 11 points 5 months ago (2 children)

8 days in a week

Stupid fuckin anon pretending like fuckin Pimsday and Churbisday just somehow magically fuckin aren’t.

[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 2 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Pimsday, brought to you by Pimm's No. 1 Cup

[–] Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works 1 points 5 months ago

What are you supposed to drink that stuff with?

[–] prettybunnys@sh.itjust.works 0 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Don’t get me started on Plurday

[–] Zink@programming.dev 1 points 5 months ago

Plurday is when me and the boys go to the clurb.

[–] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 10 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

This is what big calender has taken from us to save printing costs. Never let them make you forget logsday.

[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 3 points 5 months ago

First they stole our St Monday, and we said nothing. Then they stole our Logsday and we said nothing. Finally they stole my gameboy, and that's when I got mad

[–] arotrios@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago

Anon missed log day...

[–] ocean@lemmy.selfhostcat.com 2 points 5 months ago (2 children)

I don’t get it

[–] agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works 2 points 5 months ago (1 children)

They come from a parallel universe where the lunar month is about 4 days longer than ours.

[–] Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works 1 points 5 months ago

We have forgotten

[–] JokeDeity@lemm.ee 2 points 5 months ago

I would see this right after watching the god awful movie The Forgotten.

[–] driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br 1 points 5 months ago

Caturday is also missing 😿

[–] Etterra@discuss.online 1 points 5 months ago

Reminds me of when the colors purange and grurple disappeared back in the late 80s. Life hasn't been the same since. And didn't get me started on when bludini vanished.

[–] superkret@feddit.org 1 points 5 months ago

Penis Inspection Day is missing too.