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Florida debates lifting some child labor laws to fill jobs vacated by undocumented immigrants. (lite.cnn.com)

submitted 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) by Mee@reddthat.com to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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Florida has been working for years to crack down on employers that hire undocumented immigrants. But that presented a problem for businesses in the state that are desperate for workers to fill low-wage and often undesirable jobs.

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[–] 2ugly2live@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago

Oh boy, I definitely want kids now. 🙄

[–] ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Florida doesn't have mines, so how could the minors yearn for the mines?

[–] Treczoks@lemmy.world 0 points 3 months ago (1 children)

They will be mining oranges...

[–] ayyy@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 months ago

Florida doesn’t have oranges anymore because they failed to regulate the spread of disease. It’s very on bRand.

[–] MyOpinion@lemm.ee 1 points 3 months ago

Great to see Republican embracing who they are: Child abusers.

[–] ThePantser@sh.itjust.works 0 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Good news: nobody needs a chimney sweep these days

Bad news: we have even more dangerous mechanical monsters that could use little hands

Florida always 1 uping itself.

[–] aaron@lemm.ee 0 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Mechanical monsters?

[–] ThePantser@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 months ago