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[–] Adderbox76@lemmy.ca 64 points 18 hours ago (3 children)

The worst type of person is the person who is so allergic to being "wrong" that they'll constantly double down with new bullshit to try to convince people why it wasn't a mistake in the first place. It's fucking exhausting.

[–] TheSambassador@lemmy.world 30 points 18 hours ago (2 children)

It's honestly so many people! How did admitting you are wrong become so painful for so much of society?

[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 4 points 17 hours ago

It's not society, it's a human thing because we evolved that way. Plenty of discussion on exactly this all over the internet. Too tired to think it out and write a bunch, but I'm a firm believer. Also, note this trait is splattered all over the planet, not just a country or two.

Life experience has born this out. Admitting fault is seen as a weakness. Even though people don't consciously think it, you still get a ding on your "social score". Here's the one exception in my life that proves the rule:

Worked at a place where admitting fault was an highly esteemed action. No one so much as tried to blunt the blame with clever words. Afterwards, no fingers were pointed and we worked together to figure out how to fix the problem and then how to stop it from ever happening again.

Here's the crazy bit, and no one is going to believe it; The was a very small company owned by a staunch conservative, Southern Baptist family. 1 of 4-5 employees were related, but you would never know because they didn't address one another by family connection, only by first name. Best job I ever had, grew my IT knowledge more in 5-years than in the other 20-years put together. And not a soul asked me to go to church or if I even believed. Don't even know where they went.

[–] Seleni@lemmy.world -3 points 16 hours ago

This is the same generation that gave us ‘participation trophies’ so their feelings and their kids’ feelings didn’t ‘get hurt’.

I’m not quite sure where this plague of ‘treat my feelings with kid gloves, otherwise I might die’ got started, but we really need to do something about it.

[–] 2fm@lemmy.world 13 points 15 hours ago
[–] CarbonatedPastaSauce@lemmy.world 11 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

I literally fired people for this in my IT career. Intolerable.

[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 7 points 17 hours ago

Just commented on a company I worked at like that!

https://old.lemmy.world/comment/16298141

President stopped by my office when I was the new (only) IT guy:

"You might make mistakes... OK, you're going to make mistakes. Don't try to lie, prevaricate, dodge blame or pass it onto someone else. That's about the only way to get fired around here. Come to me, tell me exactly what happened and we'll fix it and find a way to never let it happen again."

And that's how it really was. Came up with some slick IT solutions to block people from making mistakes, all while not doing the heavy-handed, restrictive IT bullshit.

[–] shittydwarf@lemmy.dbzer0.com 79 points 20 hours ago (1 children)
[–] NielsBohron@lemmy.world 1 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

I think you're mistaking "conservatives and centrists" for "American government"

[–] SkyeStarfall@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 55 minutes ago

Who is controlling the American government right now?

[–] henfredemars@infosec.pub 51 points 21 hours ago* (last edited 21 hours ago) (1 children)

Up next: what do you mean I can’t fire the BBC?

As an aside, I’ve been told directly to my face in meat space that the BBC isn’t trustworthy and I should stick to our news sources.

[–] mumblerfish@lemmy.world 11 points 18 hours ago

That is almost what they are doing... The US embassy have been sending out letters asking all kinds of places in like Europe and Austrailia that they should follow Trumps executive orders. So I mean... Yeah. Maybe BBC also have gotten some letters.

[–] Nougat@fedia.io 29 points 20 hours ago (2 children)

tl;dr: They're claiming that it was to "prevent countries with tariffs from shipping through there to avoid tariffs."

The United States alleged the islands exported more goods to the United States than they imported, an allegation that appeared to be calculated from incorrect trade data. An analysis of U.S. import data and shipping records by The Guardian indicated some shipments were incorrectly labeled as coming from the remote islands instead of their correct countries of origin. According to export data from the World Bank, the US imported US$1.4m (A$2.23m) of products from Heard Island and McDonald Islands in 2022, nearly all of which was "machinery and electrical" imports.[39]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heard_Island_and_McDonald_Islands

[–] HungryJerboa@lemmy.ca 39 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

Great, now they simply have to claim their shipments came from Russia and they'll be exempt.

Hope you know Russian!

[–] longjohnjohnson@lemmy.ml 6 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago)

While funny, they are currently sanctioned, so Tariffs don't really apply yet. When donny removes those sanctions though? How much you want to bet they conveniently forget to update their tariff list to include Russia?

[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 3 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 16 hours ago)

LOL, $1.4 large. My Lowe's cranks that much out in a week or two. Imagine how insignificant a single big-box store is in the grand scheme of the American economy. If that store fell into a literal black hole it would barely disrupt the local economy in this little town.

But by god we're going to stop this tariff avoidance!

[–] InfiniteHench@lemmy.world 14 points 19 hours ago

Those penguins know what they did

[–] nicky7@lemmy.blahaj.zone 12 points 19 hours ago

Wasn't Russia left off the list? hmmm

[–] FlexibleToast@lemmy.world 6 points 19 hours ago

I feel like this is really just a distraction. When you have a base of 10%, then it gets applied to dumb stuff like this. That should be a given. Let's focus on the other wild shit that is happening.