this post was submitted on 11 Apr 2025
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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

Be warned:

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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Anon is so close (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 6 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works
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Text isn't green, but easily as insane as a greentext.

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[–] lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org 65 points 6 months ago (1 children)

The little guy is very cute <3

[–] pivot_root@lemmy.world 12 points 6 months ago

Anon is in over his head. He should give up and send it your way. Only a professional will get that guy talking.

[–] deegeese@sopuli.xyz 33 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Did he participate in a murder?

[–] rockerface@lemm.ee 12 points 6 months ago

You can't prove that without possible caws

[–] SomeAmateur@sh.itjust.works 17 points 6 months ago

"Nevermore"

[–] bruhduh@lemmy.world 11 points 6 months ago

I mean, you actually can do this

[–] j4k3@lemmy.world 10 points 6 months ago

Need an old CRO bro

[–] Psythik@lemm.ee 6 points 6 months ago

I'm gonna make it alright, but not right now.

(I know you're wondering when.)

[–] MemmingenFan923@feddit.org 5 points 6 months ago

I am hungry. Now get me some food human.

[–] mtpender@sh.itjust.works 5 points 6 months ago

"CAW! THE FILTHY MUDMEN WILL NEVER LEARN OUR SECRETS! CAW! SKREE!"