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[–] Uli@sopuli.xyz 85 points 1 week ago (1 children)

So, it turns out JRR Tolkien was just Tolkien out his Rs.

[–] thefluffiest@feddit.nl 14 points 1 week ago

Ffs take my upvote and get out

[–] psx_crab@lemmy.zip 33 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Gonedor is still there after the trilogy, but yeah Moredoor need more door.

[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago

Hold the door!

[–] Zagorath@aussie.zone 11 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I'm trying to work out who Hellround is. The best I can come up with is Halbrand, from the Rings of Power TV show. But that's not Tolkien…

[–] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 23 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I’m guessing it’s Elrond

[–] Zagorath@aussie.zone 5 points 1 week ago

Oh yeah, that makes sense. It's quite a stretch, pronunciation-wise, but it fits the characterisation…

[–] untorquer@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

Allround was always around

[–] smee@poeng.link 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Ringrights just want to return the ring to it's right owner.

[–] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Killum wants to kill the hobbits

Tom Bummerdeal won't help them carry the ring despite it having no effects on him

[–] JayGray91@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 week ago

I think Cullum (cull) would fit too

[–] Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I wouldn't be surprised if this is actually how Tolkien came up with those names.

[–] morphballganon@lemmynsfw.com 5 points 1 week ago

Deneither stayed in his den all the time and either wanted Boromir back or Faramir dead

Eyyomare had an eyyo moment astride a mare

Lurks was lurking in the trees

Gloryfindelf was an elf that had the glory of finding the party

Halldear was dear to Heiragorn and stopped the Fellowship at the hall of Lothlorien

Celfeborn was born of elves

[–] OmegaLemmy@discuss.online 2 points 1 week ago

Lazy? I call it smart. Still trying to name things like Tolkien did (I am failing)