this post was submitted on 19 Apr 2025
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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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[–] latenightnoir@lemmy.blahaj.zone 98 points 3 days ago (1 children)

In an age of surveillance, flashing your junk to the footage reviewer is an act of rebellion. Means this is officially Punk™.

[–] danc4498@lemmy.world 19 points 2 days ago

You know, it's lucky for us they're also really uncomfortable with nudity.

[–] ocean@lemmy.selfhostcat.com 115 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Not China but Saudi Arabia does

[–] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 83 points 3 days ago (1 children)

from 2022. Now both have his dicklett

[–] TheFerrango@lemmings.world 9 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Dickletts belong to the world

[–] Zoboomafoo@slrpnk.net 47 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Anon turns on his camera app and tries to capture his 'diglett'

[–] AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip 32 points 3 days ago

Gay: anons penis wasnt visable due to him having chastity on

[–] Mallspice@lemm.ee -1 points 3 days ago (1 children)

File too big to be recognized by Chinese software XD