This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.
Be warned:
If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.
I get that most of this isn't real.
If any of it's real, it's that there's this guy and he's a little down on his luck and he's just really digging that Mad Max movie for some reason and it's not very cool of anons to make fun of him.
But I haven't laughed this hard in years, I literally had tears coming from my eyes.
With current rent prices, I am not surprised /s
Classic.