Rolando

So whoever carries that anime figure is literally Luciferian.

Found the one I was thinking of:

Turns out there are plenty of examples of people taking body pillows on a date.

I was gonna finish with "...an ANGEL OF DEATH!!!" and start to air guitar. If she does the intro scream, she's a keeper.

I coulda sworn I saw a similar one where the guy took his Pokemon card out on a date.

"Keep my wife's spaghetti out of your mouth!"

"They must have clipped off your wings, because you look like an angel."

In The Metaverse^(tm)^ they will! (...for a price...)

ikr a lot of people go to Church events for "safer" socializing, even if they only attend the services on Christmas and Easter if that. If you're Catholic or Orthodox, it's more like a cultural thing. (this may vary by area. Also it's not really safer, but your grandmother will say it is.)

Couchsurfing got me great friends, girlfriends and eventually my wife.

I should totally try that. It'd be like: "Honey? How long is Rolando going to be staying on our couch? He spends all his time on his laptop giggling at that weird website full of communists and furries..." / "I don't know... Let's... Let's set him up with that friend of yours, I bet that'll get him out of here!"

And plus, once you do have a relationship, it'll be a lot stronger because you won't desperately need to be in that relationship at any costs.

Gotta make that cheddar.

I didn't; I made the chart almost a year ago, click on the link above it to see the 11-month-old comment.