this post was submitted on 19 Oct 2023
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[–] DScratch@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Anon has honor.
Good job Anon.

[–] stebo02@sopuli.xyz 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

tbh you don't want to date a girl who cheats anyways

[–] DScratch@sh.itjust.works -1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Who said anything about dating?

[–] stebo02@sopuli.xyz 4 points 1 year ago

isn't that what crushes are for

[–] Seraph@kbin.social 6 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Tell her you're interested but never stick your dick in a girl the first time when she wasted. She can't legally make a decision in that state of mind.

[–] RHOPKINS13@kbin.social 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Ain't it funny how if a guy has sex with a drunk chick, he's "taking advantage of her and the situation," but if a chick has sex with a drunk guy it's rarely seen that way, and in either case if she ends up pregnant she can go after the guy for child support for the next 18 years...

[–] Nepenthe@kbin.social 3 points 1 year ago

Increased awareness of and respect for men who have been abused? UBI or some other welfare net generously funded enough that a parent didn't have to care about pursuing some private citizen that wasn't interested in being involved? I'm all for that.

Both of those would be an improvement so massive it is never going to happen, especially the second one. That would have been life changing for me in so many ways. I wouldn't even be who I am, christ.

Unfortunately, it usually turns out they meant "How come getting them drunk has to matter" and "I don't care about starving children and I'll say so out loud."

[–] IWantToFuckSpez@kbin.social 0 points 1 year ago

Also puke. Big chance of getting puke on your dick when she’s sad drunk. Don’t make my mistake.

[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee -2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Depends entirely how wasted

[–] Seraph@kbin.social 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

My dude, you do not want to find out where that line is. That is all.

[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee -1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Finns wouldn't have sex at all if finding someone at a bar was verboten lol

[–] fibojoly@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I was thinking the same about Ireland, myself.

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Similarly drunk is generally cool. If it feels like either of you might be letting the drinking do the thinking exchange numbers instead.

Like I’ve had great drunk sex. But I also know people who were too drunk to say no and absolutely were raped. In general don’t have sex you think either of you will regret.

[–] RHOPKINS13@kbin.social 5 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Anon would be best off avoiding that girl at all costs. Dodged a bullet there. If she's unhappy with the relationship she should break up first. Being willing to cheat is a big red herring. Guess who she's going to cheat on next?

And who knows who's to blame for the relationship issues? Never stick your dick in crazy...

[–] Wilzax@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Red flag, not red herring. Those are very different idioms

[–] 1847953620@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Red rocket, not red flag. Those are very different phalluses.

[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

big red herring.

Communism?

[–] Socsa@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Anon doesn't do a date rape. Good job anon.

[–] Polar@lemmy.ca 0 points 1 year ago

I'm confused how two drunk people having sex is date rape? I mean I'm assuming OP was also drinking.

But also, like… bullet dodged. Perhaps in more ways than one.

[–] JokeDeity@lemm.ee 2 points 11 months ago

Actually yes, this is appropriate conduct, good job Anon.

[–] Franzia@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 1 year ago

I think in this case autism protected him from risky or bad consequences.