Now that 4chan is gone, I guess we're doomed to endless reposts of the same few greentexts for all eternity.
this post was submitted on 25 Apr 2025
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Now that 4chan is gone
It's back up.
An acceptable trade.
Now, now, we still have other shit holes to get greentext from (assuming you're willing to wade through them), and I assume some of the chans aren't 100% awful.
Bold assumption.
Otherwise people would have to read it
Because the cigarette lighter plug totally supplies enough wattage to power a heat plate that gets hot enough to burn pancakes
It sounds almost like you’re doubting the word of a real life policeman. How unamerican. America was built on the backs of our police. Imagine the dystopia we’d live in, had Tulsa not been saved.
Exactly. That's why I've got a back the blue flag on my pickup, next to my punisher sticker
Please stop assuming everyone in the world is or wants to be American. We're not.
Why should anyone don’t want to be american? 🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
I can pull about 300 watts (14.5v * 20A) sustained without the cigarette lighter fuse blowing
I have also seen eggs cooked on 65W CPUs
So could be feasible
+1 to this. I charge my framework 16 with my car charger cigarette lighter. not impossible
Yes. Yes it is.
Personal experience.
I have a 750w inverter plugged into my 12v plug, and it is absolutely more than enough to run the little 500w single plate burner I have.
I have used them together but I don't do it outside of camping when it's too rainy to use a fire. It takes forever to cook bacon eggs and pancakes on a single burner.
Yup.
You can buy portable frying pans that run on the 12V AUX power, about 180W. They get it hot enough to burn things. Although it takes 10-20min for it to reach that temperature, even with the lid on. And you can't just keep frying a bunch of things without letting it reheat.
But Energy is Power times Time. So could you just slowly heat up a plate which „stores“ the heat energy long enough to get hot enough?
No, because it will dissipate such heat.
If you put it in a vacuum and cover it with reflective surfaces, though...
New pancake recipe just dropped y’all
VacuCake ™
I have a portable battery station (BLUETTI) that can plug into a cigarette outlet and it can power 3,000w of cooking things. Maybe that part could have been left out of the story.
The Simpsons wouldn't lie to me.
As he pulls him over, pancakes burn due to driver saing “oh crap”!
This is just Darkest Dungeon 2 cart with upgrades