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Scotch (lemmy.zip)

submitted 10 months ago by balderdash9@lemmy.zip to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] AngryishHumanoid@reddthat.com 51 points 10 months ago (1 children)

This is so fucking stupid. 12 year olds can't buy alcohol, of COURSE they would need someone to buy it for them.

[–] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 7 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Except 12 year olds don’t drink Johnny Walker Black Label, everybody knows that.

I would suggest some Smirnoff Ice instead, or maybe a light beer.

[–] MrJameGumb@lemmy.world 27 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Where's the greentext?

[–] HonkTonkWoman@lemm.ee 12 points 10 months ago (1 children)

It’s Anonymous.

[–] rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee 7 points 10 months ago

[–] Toldry@lemmy.world 9 points 10 months ago (1 children)

> here

[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago

12 years old and mixed up with coke.