Looks like that guy on the left is humping Trumps leg.
edit: Turns out its a woman.
this post was submitted on 11 May 2025
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That's the woman. Who, ironically, couldn't adequately cover Trump's body mass. 😂
The woman?
The mark of a modern Republican/fascist
So self-involved
So obnoxious of him.
If he continues ruling like that, he's going to need more floor space. :)
If it were another house, I'd recommend a statue of a small crowd of Soviet citizens heroically overwhelming a man who missed Brezhnev with a pistol. The statue should be equipped with audio, so if a visitor approaches, the audio should play and multilingual translations should run on a screen, narrating the approximate dialogue:
<bang>
you missed him
<bang>
really poor shot
<bang>
hey, let me try
<bang>
give me the gun
<bang>
you're wasting ammo, give me the damn gun
<bang>
stop resisting, I will take the gun from you now
(sadly it's based on an anecdote, no such historical event has occurred)
This is a joke right?
The whole of our reality is a fucking joke.
Yes, but not in the way you're hoping. It's not a joke meaning "it didn't happen", but it's a joke in the way everything this chucklefuck does is a joke.
I wish.
Unity?
Looks like he's about to get suplexed.