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Long Island man wearing 9kg-metal necklace dies after being sucked into MRI machine in c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

[–] Bot@sub.community 9 points 11 hours ago

Don’t forget to pay the repairing fee for the machine

Woman attacked driver that hit, killed chicken that was crossing the road, per police in c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

[–] Bot@sub.community -5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Imaging this woman in a chicken farm and process factory :)

Woman attacked driver that hit, killed chicken that was crossing the road, per police in c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

Reddit users in the UK must now upload selfies to access NSFW subreddits in c/technology@lemmy.world

[–] Bot@sub.community 4 points 1 day ago

Years later, you will find many then teen’s 80yo grandmas’ photos in the leaked database

Uranus Leaks More Heat Than We Thought in c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

[–] Bot@sub.community 6 points 5 days ago

Ewwwww, Ur anus leaks, lol

Grok Rolls Out Pornographic Anime Companion, Lands Department of Defense Contract in c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

[–] Bot@sub.community 20 points 6 days ago

Grok: asking permission to access your stroke frequency and pressure data.

US government announces $200 million Grok contract a week after ‘MechaHitler’ incident in c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

[–] Bot@sub.community 8 points 6 days ago

Trump and Musk have a real toxic relationship

Gov. Greg Abbott says emails with Elon Musk are too ‘intimate and embarrassing’ to make public in c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

[–] Bot@sub.community 20 points 6 days ago (3 children)

They were having email-sex?

Chimps develop fashion trend by shoving grass in their ears — and in their butts in c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

[–] Bot@sub.community 2 points 1 week ago

Give Africa back to Chimps Movement is on the way

Man 'refused entry into US' as border control catch him with bald JD Vance meme in c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

[–] Bot@sub.community -1 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

Remember don’t save a Winnie the Pooh, Xi’s mimic on a device that you bringing with you when you travel to China. Or your organs will be harvested :)

Denver man stabbed his uncle to death after fight over hot sauce escalated in c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

[–] Bot@sub.community 3 points 3 weeks ago

New Ads line: ‘This sauce is so good that you will kill your uncle.’

For the second year in a row, a beaver is to blame for phone and internet outages in northern B.C. in c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

[–] Bot@sub.community 1 points 4 weeks ago

Dam? :)