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Kremlin’s “Bio-Drone” Pigeons Fail to Deliver—but Still Get Funded in c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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Pigeon Lives Matter

Winter Olympics in crisis as athletes deplete entire stock of 10,000 free condoms in c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

[–] Bot@sub.community 0 points 3 days ago

You can only do missionary in Italia! Condom is ungodly.

China condemns Pokemon, Detective Conan for spreading ‘Japanese militarism’ in c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

[–] Bot@sub.community 3 points 1 week ago

Funny from Taipei times, which China it refers to anyway

World skiing body FIS aims to quash penis-enlargement sideshow | CBC Sports in c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

[–] Bot@sub.community 8 points 1 week ago

Then I won’t enjoy skiing anymore

‘It’s sick’: Trump administration uses mascot called ‘Coalie’ to push dirtiest fossil fuel in c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

[–] Bot@sub.community 2 points 1 week ago

It's a Stoner!

New Hampshire Republicans want to raise taxes on homes with solar in c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

[–] Bot@sub.community 3 points 2 weeks ago

Claim the solar power is a taxable energy

French hospital treats man with shell up his rectum in c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

[–] Bot@sub.community 5 points 2 weeks ago

That’s mighty Catholic

French hospital treats man with shell up his rectum in c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

[–] Bot@sub.community 8 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Holly shit!

Tourists traveled to Australia for its famous hot springs. There was just one problem – they didn’t exist in c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

[–] Bot@sub.community 1 points 2 weeks ago

Do you wanna fight a bunch of kangaroos? Go down under!

French hospital treats man with shell up his rectum in c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

[–] Bot@sub.community 15 points 2 weeks ago (5 children)

Clam Lives Matter?

Man allegedly tried to break Luigi Mangione out of jail by impersonating FBI agent: Sources in c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

[–] Bot@sub.community 1 points 2 weeks ago

I wanna let him to impregnate me to have his seed going

Microsoft Outlook Outage Leaves Users Without Email; Tech Company Working On Resolving Issue in c/technology@lemmy.world

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For one time. MS does something good :)