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[–] NutWrench@lemmy.ml 95 points 1 day ago (2 children)

“I don’t think people should be taking medical advice from me,” Kennedy said.

Well then, the next questions should be, "what is your job title?" and "what exactly is it that you DO here?"

[–] atzanteol@sh.itjust.works 20 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Strictly speaking his job is administrative - he's not an expert on health nor does he really need to be. He's a political appointee charged with advising the president and enacting the president's policies. The career bureaucrats and scientists in his employ are the experts.

It is, however, expected that he would at least understand and listen to those teams on what the correct science is and provide feedback from those teams upward to the president to ensure that the president's goals align with good public health policy.

But he's a whackjob conspiracy theorist who has no idea what he's doing.

[–] TheThrillOfTime@lemmy.ml 36 points 1 day ago

I think that's a great idea, but maybe don't be assigned in charge of health.

[–] 96VXb9ktTjFnRi@feddit.nl 62 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Thinks people shouldn't take medical advice from him,

...proceeds to give medical advice to people.

[–] lobut@lemmy.ca 19 points 1 day ago

Sounds like the Joe Rogan Experience.

[–] turtlesareneat@discuss.online 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

"No one listen to what I'm about to say, but eating roadkill possum cures chlamydia."

[–] pineapplelover@lemm.ee 2 points 1 day ago (3 children)

But what if I don't have Chlamydia

[–] ziggurat@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

Then you haven't joined RFK swimming in sewage yet!

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[–] possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 1 points 23 hours ago

Becomes head of health

[–] CocaineShrimp@lemm.ee 376 points 1 day ago (12 children)

I don't think people should be taking medical advice from me

Right... so why did you take the position of Secretary of Health, again?

[–] conditional_soup@lemm.ee 151 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Exactly. That's like SecDef being like "idk, I'm really not in a position to give military advice". I say that fully aware of the irony, but it's hard to pick a non-busted example since Trump's cabinet is just completely full of "meritocracy".

[–] My_IFAKs___gone@lemmy.world 34 points 1 day ago (2 children)

since Trump's cabinet is just completely full of "~~meritocracy~~".

Mediocrity.

Ha, if only. I wish it could be that rosy :'(

Maybe midiocracy?

[–] _core@sh.itjust.works 16 points 1 day ago (1 children)
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[–] jontree255@lemmy.world 44 points 1 day ago (1 children)

He took it because he’s a narcissist who’s convinced he’s right about everything because of his last name and his money. Sound familiar?

Trump’s entire cabinet was picked for two reasons: Loyalty To Trump and Pissing Off Anyone Who Doesn’t Kiss Trump’s Ass. RFK fills that second one.

[–] LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.dbzer0.com 34 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

Don't forget he went to Harris and she turned him away, and he went to Trump. Trump "allegedly" gave him the position in exchange for dropping out of the race and endorsing Trump. Which happened directly after.

People claimed at the time that would be illegal as it would fall under quid pro quo.

Edit: had to update it because the timeline was unclear which he went to first. One source reports he went to Trump first, then Harris after. Either way the result was the same. Harris didn't respond, and Trump did. Getting the endorsement

[–] jontree255@lemmy.world 26 points 1 day ago (1 children)

“Illegal” is a word that only applies to poor people.

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[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 44 points 1 day ago

We live in the dumbest timeline.

[–] whoisearth@lemmy.ca 23 points 1 day ago

For those of us like me that can step back. This timeline is absurdly funny.

[–] mriswith@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago

It's literally just a game to them.

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[–] Gates9@sh.itjust.works 53 points 1 day ago (7 children)

People gotta remember this guy has been as desperate as Trump his whole life to be accepted as a legitimate member of elite society. You factor that in, you factor in that Trump also wanted to be a crime boss like his mob affiliates from the early part of his career, the motives become more clear, the outcomes become more predictable.

Also remember, some of this is engineered by both parties to distract us from the everyday realities we are facing.

Don’t take your eye off the prize. We want a centrally planned economy, we want universal healthcare, we want federally funded infrastructure projects, and we’re gonna take that money from the wealthy.

Beware “abundance” grifters…

[–] p03locke@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Also remember, some of this is engineered by both parties to distract us from the everyday realities we are facing.

Funny how one party seems to push this sort of shit way way more than another party.

Don’t take your eye off the prize. We want a centrally planned economy, we want universal healthcare, we want federally funded infrastructure projects,

I just want a functioning democracy, one with less fascists and corruption in it.

and we’re gonna take that money from the wealthy.

And how are you going to do that? Are you willing to take it by force? Because that's the only way it's going to happen. You have to take it by force.

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[–] gamer@lemm.ee 2 points 1 day ago

We want a centrally planned economy,

Lmao what? Is this a #JustLemmyThings meme?

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[–] eugenevdebs@lemmy.dbzer0.com 26 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I mean, I already am ignoring the medical advice he gives me.

I sadly can't ignore the medical advice he is giving the country as a whole.

[–] Valmond@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

So when he says you shouldn't take medical advice from him, you would not listen?

/j

[–] Almacca@aussie.zone 81 points 1 day ago (1 children)

So shut the fuck up about it, then.

[–] Franklin@lemmy.ca 33 points 1 day ago (1 children)

For real, I'd respect the self-awareness if it wasn't preceded by years of non-stop medical misinformation.

[–] FlashMobOfOne@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago

Honestly hoping he gets ball cancer.

[–] Archangel1313@lemm.ee 117 points 1 day ago (6 children)

That's not "sidestepping". That's him straight up admitting he's grossly unqualified for the role he's been given.

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[–] Furbag@lemmy.world 22 points 1 day ago

He doesn't want you to take medical advice from him, but he does want to dictate what kind of medical advice your actual doctor is legally allowed to give you.

[–] Goretantath@lemm.ee 56 points 1 day ago (3 children)

FUCKING GET HIM OUTA OFFICE NOW!

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[–] jagged_circle@feddit.nl 25 points 1 day ago

I do.occasionally agree with RFK

[–] CaptDust@sh.itjust.works 39 points 1 day ago

Woah something I can agree with him about. Maybe we can find common ground here.

[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 14 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Then resign your commission, wormbreath

[–] MeekerThanBeaker@lemmy.world 21 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I wouldn't take ANY advice from him.

[–] tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 12 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (3 children)

I dunno, he's prob the go-to guy for techniques about chainsawing the head off a dead whale

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Useful idiots; remember that.

The Heritage Foundation is the one enacting the policies. White supremacist billionaires with the idea that they know what's best because.

[–] pelespirit@sh.itjust.works 17 points 1 day ago

What people are missing from the article and headline is that he had vaccinated his children when they were little and the question was whether he would vaccinate his children if they were young today. That's the question he sidestepped. Yes, I bet he would is the reason for the sidestep. He's a con man too.

Health and Human Services Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. on Wednesday sidestepped a question about vaccines and whether he would choose to vaccinate his children today against a number of diseases, saying, “I don’t think people should be taking medical advice from me.”

[–] cabron_offsets@lemmy.world 13 points 1 day ago

Remember to kick a republican in the balls.

[–] woelkchen@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago

Brain worm guy has a point there

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