this post was submitted on 24 May 2025
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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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Not the white vaporeon

[–] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 41 points 1 day ago (3 children)
[–] OmegaLemmy@discuss.online 6 points 1 day ago

i actually prefer this over gardevoir and whatchamacallit

[–] lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org 6 points 1 day ago

Father Juice

[–] glitchdx@lemmy.world 28 points 1 day ago (1 children)

someone read the vaporeon greentexts :3

[–] three@lemm.ee 7 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

One of my three wishes is definitely going towards a talking vaporeon that's willing to share its secrets :3

[–] lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org 11 points 1 day ago

I am happy for him then.