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Sometimes when it's quiet I sit on the shower floor (cdn.imgchest.com)

submitted 3 months ago by Samdell@lemmy.eco.br to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] psmgx@lemmy.world 246 points 3 months ago

[–] invertedspear@lemm.ee 213 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I mean… at least he’s washing his ass.

[–] Sylvartas@lemmy.dbzer0.com 80 points 3 months ago

Ikr. Most hygienic 4chan user

[–] Lycaon@lemm.ee 174 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Maybe we should bring kinkshaming back after all

[–] EtnaAtsume@lemmy.world 26 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Never should have left.

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[–] Cethin@lemmy.zip 14 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Yeah, there's never been a total abolishion of kink shaming. I'm very tolerant of people doing what they want, but there was one person I knew who said they were into necrophilia, which I really don't trust to be handled in a safe manner and they liked a female friend of mine. Pedophilia has also never really been accepted, and whatever the fuck this thing is shouldn't either.

Now, I don't support treating these people as evil just because their brain works like that. I think that's wrong. I think they should be seeking help to change the way they think though.

[–] UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 9 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I for one wish I could donate my corpse to necrophiliacs. Go nuts yall, have fun.

Just keep me cold so the meat doesn't go bad, the cannibals get my corpse next.

[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 7 points 3 months ago

Mmm, salty cold cuts.

[–] Jiggle_Physics@sh.itjust.works 6 points 3 months ago

Pedophilia and necrophilia aren't considered kinks though. They are paraphilic disorders, which are psychopathology.

[–] ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 157 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Anon invents cognitive behavioral torture (CBT)

[–] Revan343@lemmy.ca 38 points 3 months ago (3 children)

Up next: cognitive ball torture

[–] gmtom@lemmy.world 12 points 3 months ago

That's just JOI for CBT enthusiasts.

[–] asudox@lemmy.asudox.dev 7 points 3 months ago

cock and ball torture

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[–] Cyborg@lemmy.world 19 points 3 months ago (2 children)

How do you give gold on lemmy

[–] desktop_user@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 3 months ago

I prefer to give Lemmy lead lanyards, but to each their own

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[–] peoplebeproblems@midwest.social 103 points 3 months ago (2 children)

What a terrible day to have eyes and literacy.

[–] Charlxmagne@lemmy.world 27 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

I am in desperate need of bleach, and memory eraser. I should've stopped reading after the word shower, god knows why I didn't. Morbid curiosity is a horrible thing.

This feels like watching the Jeremy Kyle show, my life and mind might be somewhat fked but at least I'm not this guy.

[–] klao@sh.itjust.works 7 points 3 months ago

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[–] PyroNeurosis@lemmy.blahaj.zone 90 points 3 months ago (1 children)

God forbid men try to practice having empathy in a private setting.

But yeah, therapy would probably help a lot.

[–] sad_detective_man@lemmy.dbzer0.com 35 points 3 months ago

sounds like the only shower ever taken on 4chan. I think he's doing great, comparatively

[–] BuboScandiacus@mander.xyz 81 points 3 months ago

[–] empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com 64 points 3 months ago

sometimes I maintain my faith in humanity

Other times.... This is an other time

[–] DicJacobus@lemmy.world 50 points 3 months ago

That's enough internet for today.

[–] daggermoon@lemmy.world 49 points 3 months ago (1 children)

[–] klao@sh.itjust.works 9 points 3 months ago

[–] motor_spirit@lemmy.world 48 points 3 months ago

needed this today, thank you op

[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 41 points 3 months ago

Would be less worrying if anon got off to this

[–] OmegaLemmy@discuss.online 39 points 3 months ago

Anon takes 'Walk a mile in their shoes' too seriously

[–] Cruxifux@feddit.nl 38 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Well that’s fucked.

[–] EldenLord@lemmy.world 12 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

So was Anon in his mind

*flees the scene*

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[–] vivendi@programming.dev 33 points 3 months ago

This is NOT going to look good at the pearly gates

[–] LaunchesKayaks@lemmy.world 32 points 3 months ago (2 children)

What a day to be literate.

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[–] desktop_user@lemmy.blahaj.zone 31 points 3 months ago (2 children)

is anon being eggy or just gay?

[–] seekpie@lemmy.seekpie.nohost.me 11 points 3 months ago

🥚

[–] WalrusDragonOnABike@reddthat.com 5 points 3 months ago

Seems like normal eggy fantasy to me.

[–] Tungsten5@lemm.ee 28 points 3 months ago

I struggle to imagine a person like this actually existing

[–] Damage@feddit.it 17 points 3 months ago

He need the-rapist

[–] jbk@discuss.tchncs.de 16 points 3 months ago

god i love 4chan

[–] Zealousideal_Fox_900@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 3 months ago

I have brought anon a snack. A rusty af train bolt.

[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 8 points 3 months ago

Literally me.

[–] gandalf_der_12te@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 3 months ago

I ... guess this might be a way to build empathy with actual rape victims? Chat is this actually a good thing?

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