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cross-posted from: https://lemm.ee/post/65976593

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[–] hohoho@lemmy.world 17 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] mad_lentil@lemmy.ca 19 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I'd still take a misanthropic ficus over a conservative.

[–] Little8Lost@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)
[–] GeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I snickered way too hard at this.

[–] Little8Lost@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

Falseknees is one of the creators to even have their own website: https://www.falseknees.com/comics/1.html
And even RSS: https://falseknees.com/rss.xml

One of my favorite creators

[–] SSNs4evr@leminal.space 5 points 2 days ago

Why do I think he'd look more the part, if he were wearing a t-shirt that said "I'm voting for Pedro?"

[–] QuoVadisHomines@sh.itjust.works 10 points 2 days ago

Loyalty is the primary qualification

[–] grasshopper_mouse@lemmy.world 10 points 2 days ago

LOL lookit this fucking guy

[–] wanderwisley@lemm.ee 5 points 2 days ago

Absolutely no favoritism with this hire.

[–] Jym66@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago

He will weed them out!

[–] selkiesidhe@lemm.ee 4 points 2 days ago

Now if only we find out he sexually assaulted a child and owns at least three Nazi paraphernalia, he'd be the perfect GOP candidate

[–] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago

Almost like this administration is a horrifying turd circus of chaos and evildoing which COULD HAVE BEEN PREVENTED but was not because - reasons

[–] thisnameisnottolong@aussie.zone 4 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Can't wait for the biopic! That picture alone could be the promo poster. Wolf of wall street meets pineapple express?

[–] Australis13@fedia.io 6 points 2 days ago

Gardening is one of my hobbies but I don't have much retail experience... Guess that's me ruled out then.

[–] Ledericas@lemm.ee 2 points 2 days ago

trying to look like the rock.

[–] aesthelete@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago (2 children)

The ex-paste eater here is going to know what terrorists crave

[–] ChonkyOwlbear@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago

He did work for the Heritage Foundation, so he knows all about those terrorists.

Paste-eaters deserve better than this moron.

[–] Asafum@feddit.nl 3 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Democrats: sorry, if you're under 70 you're too young for us.

Republicans: give me all your children!!!

[–] InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)
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[–] But_my_mom_says_im_cool@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago (17 children)

AOC was a waitress, let’s shit on shitty people for their shitty actions. Let’s not shit on them because they worked “unskilled jobs” that’s just elitism. I’m sure this guy has skeletons in his 22 year old closet, but being a gardener isn’t one of them.

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[–] RadioFreeArabia@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago (1 children)

As qualified as any of them

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

that doesn't make it acceptable. if anything it makes it less so.

weakness is a sum of all parts, if all parts weak, there is no strength.

[–] danzabia@infosec.pub 1 points 1 day ago

Name checks out.

[–] Hobbes_Dent@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

Maybe they don’t care if you think they’re dumb as long as the attack happens to solidify the people behind unjustifiable war. Greenland, Canada, Ukraine, Iran, China - as long as 400 million will again buy the lies.

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