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>mom found the furry porn folder
>she found the zoophile forums
>she won't let me near the dog anymore

i miss him:(

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[–] Isoprenoid@programming.dev 83 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 18 points 1 year ago

Through the push and pull of life, that dog was always there to improve their day. Wet or dry, their ridiculous fuzzy face inevitably produced a wide smile.

Whether they were going after balls, begging for peanut butter, or simply panting softly in the dark, their presence was a warm example of the unconditional, “agape” as the Romans put it, love that only two tightly bonded animals can share. And to have that taken away must have left them quite blue.

[–] GrammatonCleric@lemmy.world 32 points 1 year ago
[–] zerosignal@lemmy.world 17 points 1 year ago

Anon got him in that dawg?

[–] Itte@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 year ago (2 children)

this reminds me of a certain doujin

[–] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 14 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

You should maybe stop reading doujins then