this post was submitted on 11 Jun 2025
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[–] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 46 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

Completely fake, no anon ever gets into college.

Completely gay, watching another dude jerk it without offering at least a dutch rudder

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 12 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

What does a power-assisted rudder system for boats have to do with anything?

[–] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 9 points 3 weeks ago

Sailors are gay, obviously