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Billionaire Sunjay Kapur has died after swallowing a bee at a polo match (people.com)

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[–] kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world 14 points 2 days ago

Save the bees!

[–] Tiger666@lemmy.ca 16 points 3 days ago

Is the bee a terrorist?

[–] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 21 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Can we get an F in the chat for the bee heroine?

[–] Raiderkev@lemmy.world 15 points 3 days ago

Thoughts and prayers

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 21 points 3 days ago (1 children)

This is good news, Mark.

[–] cm0002@lemmy.world 18 points 3 days ago

I almost put it in !positive_news@lemmy.ca lol

[–] DontMakeMoreBabies@piefed.social 19 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Literally no idea who he is but I'll celebrate the death of a billionaire no matter who they are. Fuck that guy - glad he's dead.

[–] nkat2112@sh.itjust.works 13 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I beg your pardon: you're glad that he's dead?

Wait til you discover what he did to his ex before the bee took him out - you might even be thrilled:

https://www.moneycontrol.com/entertainment/when-karisma-kapoor-alleged-abuse-in-divorce-plea-sunjay-kapur-forced-me-to-sleep-with-his-friends-article-12831156.html

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[–] MangioneDontMiss@lemmy.ca 8 points 2 days ago

progress

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 9 points 2 days ago

Available on Amazon.

[–] andrnemus@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago

Now that's my kind of beellionaire!

[–] PhilipTheBucket@ponder.cat 17 points 3 days ago (2 children)

I was once on a farm, laughing at something, and a horsefly came up and bit me on the tongue.

I had no idea why it happened, still don't, but it was one of the worst things that had ever happened to me at that point in my life.

[–] ToastedRavioli@midwest.social 21 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (3 children)

I got a cabin out in Shenandoah one time by Luray, and all the bugs out there are frickin massive.

I’m outside making bbq, having a mikes hard lemonade of some kind. Grab my bottle, take a swig, and suddenly I have what feels like a wet piece of carpet halfway in my mouth.

So I pull the bottle away from my face and lo and behold the most massive hornet I have ever seen in my life plops down and hits the ground. Like at least two and a half inches long. Little guy was drunk as all hell after taking a swim and thankfully didnt sting me when I had his ass in my mouth

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[–] FlashMobOfOne@lemmy.world 10 points 3 days ago (3 children)

Proof that God hates billionaires.

[–] Ensign_Crab@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago

"...slain, after all man’s devices had failed, by the humblest things that God, in his wisdom, has put upon this earth." - H. G. Wells, The War of the Worlds

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[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 2 days ago

That's hilarious.

[–] ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 8 points 2 days ago (3 children)

This does mean we still get to make our annual billionarie sacrifice to the Deep Ones right?

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