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[–] Schwim@lemmy.zip 14 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

This is not new. Over 20 years ago, Marines with chronic razor bumps would have to head to the medic to get a waiver for inspections. A couple of them had such a bad case, their waver would allow them to keep a very tightly trimmed beard for their entire time.

[–] jve@lemmy.world 37 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago) (3 children)

This is not new. Over 20 years ago, Marines with chronic razor bumps would have to head to the medic to get a waiver for inspections.

Very first sentence in the article is about how they’re removing those waivers.

[–] zqps@sh.itjust.works 9 points 3 hours ago

If those Marines could read they'd be very upset!

[–] Octavio@lemmy.world 6 points 3 hours ago

Yeah but you don’t understand. That information was not in the headline so there was no possible way of knowing about it.

[–] aramova@infosec.pub 11 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

So, kick everyone out of the military we can for any stupid reason we can when already chronically short staffed.

/OMG we need a draft

[–] FordBeeblebrox@lemmy.world 5 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Nope, mostly just the brown ones. For…reasons.

[–] Glytch@lemmy.world 7 points 3 hours ago

So a bunch of trained soldiers are suddenly going to lose their jobs for largely racist reasons and be angry about it. Yeah that seems like a great plan.

[–] PunkRockSportsFan@fanaticus.social 14 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

If they get a medical discharge with full benefits for life I say ok

[–] JamesTBagg@lemmy.world 10 points 5 hours ago (2 children)

If their condition doesn't improve within a year following a four-step treatment plan, Marines with PFB may be discharged with an honorable discharge for "incompatibility with service" at their commanding officer's discretion,

You could just read the article, it's in there.

[–] PunkRockSportsFan@fanaticus.social 13 points 5 hours ago (2 children)
[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 10 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Thank you for your service, marine!

I can’t read I didn’t say I ate crayons

[–] JamesTBagg@lemmy.world 3 points 5 hours ago

Dang, man, that sucks. But anyways, good news, these guys should be getting honorable discharges which grants them full access to VA benefits.

[–] darklamer@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 5 hours ago

You could just read the article, it's in there.

Why would I do that?

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