"Now, I know there have been some terrible allegations thrown at me by my opponent, but let me squash those rumours, I never in the infinite expanse of time have or are planing on enslaving the entire planet to use as a source of food. My opponent has labled me as an "Eldritch Horror" questioned the authenticity of my birth certificate and slandered my name and my kind by continuing to push those antiquated folk stories. I am here for the people of earth, not to deepen my pockets." -- Congressman Cthulhu.
