This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.
Be warned:
If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.
Speaking from a purely analytical ace/sex-repulsed position:
Removing the blindfold can only at best ruin the prize you’ve already got. You remove the blindfold and find out the best beej in the world comes from Supreme Fellator Donald J. Trump? No ma’am, there is no coming back from that. Leave it on.
I don't give a shit if it's mother Theresa slobbing my job, as long as I get their number and they're game to do it again.
Call me bb.
He's more of a toes guy.
Too little to gain and too much to lose in removing it. Just enjoy the experience and leave it at that
Words of wisdom from our friend RageCock over here.
It's a perfectly cromulent Estonian name
It would be me sucking your dick if you decide to take the blindfold off.
I'd bet money on the best bj imaginable is given by a femboy. Thus the blindfold comes off. I must see the love of my life.
50/50 odds it's a bear.
Or one of those fish that clean the side of the tank in Chinese restaurants.
as an everyone hot bisexual I wanna see whose genitals I'm tounging next
Like Cypher said in The Matrix: "Ignorance is bliss".
Right before putting that delicious meat in his mouth
I will answer this question with another question. "If I don't take the blindfold off and find out who is doing the Lord's work, how do I get this person to do it again?"
I could smell whether they were a man or a woman or a dog or a William Dafoe.
The Schrodonger.
I'm taking it off. I need to at least make sure it's a sane human and not a rabid pig that's going to spontaneously bite it off.