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Risotto rice under threat from flamingos in north-eastern Italy | Farming | The Guardian (www.theguardian.com)

submitted 6 days ago by pastermil@sh.itjust.works to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] huppakee@feddit.nl 2 points 5 days ago

The rice is collateral damage.

[–] jwt@programming.dev 1 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

I wonder if risotto pairs well with flamingo fillets.

[–] pastermil@sh.itjust.works 1 points 5 days ago

Never had flamingo before. Wouldn't mind trying.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 1 points 5 days ago

Can you poison the flamingos or get big cats to patrol the area?