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Dr. Oz Tells Americans Who Are Concerned About Medicaid Cuts to Eat Less Cake (truthout.org)

submitted 1 week ago by Pro@reddthat.com to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

"If they can't find healthcare let them not eat cake".

He will be noted in history books to come. What a legacy.

[–] londos@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

Everyone should arbitrarily start boycotting Cheesecake Factory based on this. Eat less cake? OK. Let businesses start complaining. Every service cut should be met with additional consumer strikes.

[–] swelter_spark@reddthat.com 3 points 1 week ago

I think he'd get along great with my old dentist. The guy gave me a bad crown, then when I complained about it, it was "eat less chocolate" and "you just need to floss more."

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Oh, and what should we do with the macroparticles of lead that are so prevalent in our bodies?

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[–] Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

What kind of cake though?

[–] atzanteol@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 week ago

Carrot cake apparently..

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