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[–] Lucelu2@lemmy.zip 12 points 6 days ago (1 children)

There is an actual pic of Trump with a urinary catheter at a wrestling event. Dude is frail, likely has CHF, Cardiomyopathy and probably needs to retire. he also can't sleep... so can we consider he has a bit of sleep deprivation psychosis???

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[–] ByteJunk@lemmy.world 16 points 6 days ago

The reply here would be to post an AI video of Trump leading several young girls into the Oval office and locking the door.

[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 13 points 6 days ago

We're never going to be able to trust anything ever again. Especially because conservatives choose to accept anything that validates what they want to believe over things that can be verified. Critical thinking is not their strong suit. And they will abuse these platforms like a mofo.

[–] DaddleDew@lemmy.world 17 points 6 days ago

More jazz hands to distract media attention from the Epstein scandal

[–] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 5 points 5 days ago

lol this guy is a really sore loser he can never forget a butt hurt. related link (July 18 2025 dated lol)

https://www.dni.gov/index.php/newsroom/press-releases/press-releases-2025/4086-pr-15-25

[–] pineapplelover@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 6 days ago

Damn Barack Obama is 63. How time flies

[–] sirico@feddit.uk 4 points 5 days ago

Weird weird

[–] etherphon@lemmy.world 11 points 6 days ago

Goddamn golden age of cinema with all the projection going on.

[–] Smoogs@lemmy.world 13 points 6 days ago

Oh so it’s ok for him to use AI to spread lies but if anyone else has made one with him with his hand on a 13 yr old it’s suddenly an offence.

[–] kikutwo@lemmy.world 3 points 5 days ago

Keep it classy huh orange?

[–] Reality_Suit@lemmy.world 11 points 6 days ago

I switched from calling him Trumpler to Trumpstein. I know it's petty, but I'm only calling him names while he's building concentration camps and "enjoying little secrets."

[–] SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 5 days ago

... What the fuck

[–] MyOpinion@lemmy.today 11 points 6 days ago

Sorry Trump your still a Pedo.

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