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Can someone please make one of trump murdering Epstein??

[–] PedroMaldonado@lemmy.world 5 points 12 hours ago

Don and his shit has turned this country into the Aristocrats joke...

[–] ShotDonkey@lemmy.world 27 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

Epstein, Epstein, Epstein, Epstein, Epstein, Epstein, Epstein, Epstein, Epstein, Epstein, Epstein, Epstein, Epstein, Epstein, Epstein, Epstein, Epstein, Epstein, Epstein, Epstein, Epstein, Epstein, Epstein, Epstein, Epstein, Epstein, Epstein, Epstein, Epstein, Epstein, Epstein, Epstein, Epstein, Epstein, Epstein, Epstein, Epstein, Epstein, Epstein, ...

[–] J92@lemmy.world 1 points 13 hours ago

Off his fucking tits on copium.

[–] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 6 points 14 hours ago

This is some juvenile grade deepfake revenge porn.

[–] EatMyPixelDust@lemmy.blahaj.zone 15 points 18 hours ago

It's to distract you from Epstein

[–] articulatedstupidity@lemmy.cafe 10 points 19 hours ago

"NO ONE IS ABOVE THE LAW!"

Except a certain somebody I could name...

[–] Yetanotherpaolo@feddit.nl 53 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Isn’t this against the no deepfakes law the cunt has been pushing

[–] Landless2029@lemmy.world 27 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Yes and nothing will happen from it. News outlets squak. The cult laughs. The "libs" get angry. The government does nothing because even if they did this is a presidental action and he has immunity.

I can't believe how fucked everything is. I'm over it. I just want to survive with my family.

[–] kent_eh@lemmy.ca 10 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

The "libs" get angry.

Rolling your eyes and muttering "what a fucking idiot" isn't the same as getting angry.

[–] theangryseal@lemmy.world 11 points 21 hours ago

Yeah I don’t usually get pissed, I’m just perpetually baffled.

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[–] RagnarokOnline@programming.dev 10 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

What’s funny is the motion picture depicts Obama sitting in prison alone.

You know it’s fake because if Obama was in prison EVERYBODY would want to be his buddy. Dude has so much freakin charisma.

[–] MashedHobbits@lemy.lol 7 points 19 hours ago

Dude could make drone bombing kids at a wedding cool.

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 1 points 13 hours ago

The NYT issued a story with a fake quote

https://bsky.app/profile/ninajankowicz.com/post/3lulq7ovmts25

Regarding the story about a fake video.

Truly, we are down the AI slop rabbit hole

[–] UnspecificGravity@lemmy.world 16 points 1 day ago

Actual criminal trying to normalize being a criminal.

[–] kikutwo@lemmy.world 3 points 18 hours ago

Keep it classy huh orange?

[–] sirico@feddit.uk 4 points 19 hours ago

Weird weird

[–] melsaskca@lemmy.ca 16 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Trump sued CBS for something far less...and won! C'mon Obama I know it's distasteful but sue that bastard!

[–] Jyek@sh.itjust.works 3 points 21 hours ago

It's not against the law if it's a presidential action. Lol

[–] fishy@lemmy.today 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I've got $10k for the next president to reenact this with DJT in Obama's spot.

[–] phoenixz@lemmy.ca 11 points 1 day ago (2 children)

That's funny, you think there will be a next president after Trump

[–] harmsy@lemmy.world 6 points 22 hours ago (4 children)

That's funny, you think a guy who's falling apart at the seams will live forever.

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[–] harmsy@lemmy.world 6 points 22 hours ago (2 children)

Man literally stole a plot point from Babylon 5.

[–] eugenevdebs@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

Babylon 5 is happening a lot lately and its honestly impressive how much JMS got right.

[–] harmsy@lemmy.world 3 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

Let's just hope Cheetohead doesn't leave a note that says "Scorched Earth" on his desk.

[–] eugenevdebs@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 11 minutes ago

He probably would if he could. If Reagan's Star Wars program went through? Jan 6th would have been even worse.

[–] slingstone@lemmy.world 4 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

Huge B5 fan, but I'm drawing a blank. Trump is like Clark, but what else am I missing?

[–] harmsy@lemmy.world 2 points 15 hours ago

I remember Clark's guys faked a video of Sheridan when he didn't give them what they wanted.

[–] LordWiggle@lemmy.world 24 points 1 day ago (1 children)

"no one is above the law" it says... While Trump is literally acting like he's above the law and the supreme court allows it.

[–] jjjalljs@ttrpg.network 8 points 1 day ago

Everything is projection

[–] Jhex@lemmy.world 98 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] MissJinx@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

that was before trump Now I watch us politics like a sitcom

[–] Jhex@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago

it would be funny if it wasn't so dangerous

[–] SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 20 hours ago

... What the fuck

[–] pyre@lemmy.world 13 points 1 day ago

why, does Obama have the Epstein list?

[–] MissJinx@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Poor Obama he isn't even doing anything. Let the guy enjoy his playboy lifestyle in peace

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[–] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

lol this guy is a really sore loser he can never forget a butt hurt. related link (July 18 2025 dated lol)

https://www.dni.gov/index.php/newsroom/press-releases/press-releases-2025/4086-pr-15-25

[–] Scott_of_the_Arctic@lemmy.world 80 points 1 day ago (27 children)

Just FYI. We in Europe are watching what you guys are up to and being super judgemental. Get your shit together.

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