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[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 13 points 1 week ago

We're never going to be able to trust anything ever again. Especially because conservatives choose to accept anything that validates what they want to believe over things that can be verified. Critical thinking is not their strong suit. And they will abuse these platforms like a mofo.

[–] Smoogs@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago

Oh so it’s ok for him to use AI to spread lies but if anyone else has made one with him with his hand on a 13 yr old it’s suddenly an offence.

[–] Lucelu2@lemmy.zip 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)

There is an actual pic of Trump with a urinary catheter at a wrestling event. Dude is frail, likely has CHF, Cardiomyopathy and probably needs to retire. he also can't sleep... so can we consider he has a bit of sleep deprivation psychosis???

[–] Alaik@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 week ago

Amphetamine will do that to you.

[–] MyOpinion@lemmy.today 11 points 1 week ago

Sorry Trump your still a Pedo.

[–] etherphon@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago

Goddamn golden age of cinema with all the projection going on.

[–] Reality_Suit@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago

I switched from calling him Trumpler to Trumpstein. I know it's petty, but I'm only calling him names while he's building concentration camps and "enjoying little secrets."

[–] pineapplelover@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 1 week ago

Damn Barack Obama is 63. How time flies

[–] herseycokguzelolacak@lemmy.ml 8 points 1 week ago

Cool! Now where are the Epstein files?

[–] KonalaKoala@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Well, by 2029 (or 2027 if Democrats retake the House and Senate), we should be getting a video of Trump being arrested by the FBI in the Oval Office.

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