I think Washington Epstein Files rolls off the tongue quite nicely
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And that’s basically it!
Yes, he’s a very serious about
STOP ASKING ABOUT EPSTEIN!!!!
Washington Epstein Files
At least people will realize that they aren't in Washington state. This makes it far more obvious.
Gotta be honest. I'm 41, and it wasn't until they did the innitial name change that I figured that out. I knew they weren't from Seattle, but I figured they were from somewhere else that represented the rest of the state.
Washington Direct Current?
Party of small government.
“The president was serious,” Leavitt told reporters Monday while answering questions on the White House driveway. “He seriously wants to distract you with culture war issues, rather than let you continue to focus on the countless crimes of pedophilia and child rape he's committed in the past.”
Seriously concerned this also won't work to get the conversation off of epstein.
Washington Orange Face-Blasts
They've already got the mascot design
It's like he used Homer Simpson's makeup gun. Either that or he got blasted by Elmer Fudd.
Trump moved on from finding out who Epsteins client list is. I wonder why. Oh well, I guess let's start talking about something else instead of how Trump was Epsteins's right-hand man. They both loved little secrets.
little secrets
It's like Victoria Secret had a kids brand.
Where the Epstein files at, Donny Diddler?
I'm very serious about this racist move just so you guys will stop talking about my pedophile history!
Tuesdays were boring. Trump made me dread Tuesdays.