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Anon's coworker dyes her hair (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 9 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] djsaskdja@reddthat.com 49 points 9 months ago (3 children)

More like /c/ThatHappened, amirite?

[–] Kostyeah@lemmy.ca 70 points 9 months ago (2 children)

That's all of 4chan. I look at it as a creative writing website.

[–] can@sh.itjust.works 7 points 9 months ago

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

Rght at the top.

[–] nickwitha_k@lemmy.sdf.org -1 points 9 months ago

Surely, you don't think OP lied about walking the dinosaur.

[–] GrammatonCleric@lemmy.world 53 points 9 months ago (1 children)

You must be new to greentexts

[–] ivanafterall@kbin.social 14 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Because of course they happened. Silly goose!

[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 15 points 9 months ago

If those things didn’t happen then I couldn’t justify my bigotry and the social black hole I threw myself into. They definitely happened and I’m oppressed, right? Right? I’m right, right??

[–] NIB@lemmy.world 15 points 9 months ago

I mean all greentext is real and straight. It's the law.

[–] ramble81@lemm.ee 32 points 9 months ago (1 children)

“Oh hey, black looks even better!”