Can afford a bunch of guns and ammo, but can't afford a lawyer to defend yourself in court?
Strange priorities
this post was submitted on 25 Jul 2025
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Anon can easily get a lawyer pro-bono, with contingency fee, who would nail a case like this to a cross.
In civil court, because she defamed him causing real and considerable loss of property, and psychological harm.
As for defending, Anon hasn't really outlined any laws he might have broken...? Court for what? Just go to the trial and explain your side clearly and concisely: never a threat to anybody, cheating girlfriend made a false report.
lol I'd love to meet the lawyer who would be willing to defend a 4channer on contingency.
I'd like to hear her version
Right? I'm sure the BF is a very well adjusted person that just happens to post on 4chan
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