Not saying that he should have to do this -- but I bet he could apply foundation+concealer to cover them up.
this post was submitted on 31 Jul 2025
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On one hand this guy has a hell of a hobby that seems like it steps on everything else in his life. On the other its amazing dude exists to fuck with normative behavior and policies that exist to keep people down.
Back to wooded areas for you, my friend
Sail the high seas, friends.
“Ah good, finally have some alone time. Just gotta go put on a full face of caked-on concealer before I can jork it.”
Note to self: Sell realistic masks so adult Brits can watch llama Pr0n.
Thankful for them trying to protect our virgin eyes from the ravages of a dirty word, but the extra letters r n are too triggering, and they've scarred our delicate, snowflake lives.
Is there some remedy they can offer to atone for inflicting this trauma on us?
I'd be devastated if I couldn't watch pyrn.
Pretty soon it'll be illegal to masturbate over anything but a picture of the king.
