this post was submitted on 09 Aug 2025
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[–] Mothra@mander.xyz 13 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I wish life was this considerate

[–] Dis32@lemmy.world 13 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Exactly! Oh your bank account is low? Here's $10,000 :)

[–] Mothra@mander.xyz 1 points 2 months ago

Ah so your last hundred job applications went nowhere? Here, have this short time gig

Your last million tinder swipes got you nothing? Here, have this guy for the summer

[–] theywilleatthestars@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago (3 children)

At least you're not the person who's being used as a pity match

[–] Dis32@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

Oh gosh imagine that 😭

[–] theparadox@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

Is it not possible some of those many losses were just that?

[–] lorty@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 months ago

There are games where the pity matches are against bots

[–] StrixUralensis@tarte.nuage-libre.fr 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Splatoon 3 matchmaking is terrible.

[–] Dis32@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

Never played but I can imagine true