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Stephen Miller’s Wife Says Mayonnaise Is the Only Condiment He’ll Eat, ‘Period’ (www.mediaite.com)

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[–] Bloomcole@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

This is the petty level of american campism and 'news'
Tomorrow at 8, watch the spectacular 2 hour documentary: "Orange man uses wrong fork at formal dinner!"

[–] blaze@programming.dev 6 points 1 month ago

"What Undercover Brother said was true"

My wife

[–] DarkCloud@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago (3 children)

A food the French took from the island of Minorca, Spain.

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[–] neukenindekeuken@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

As if I needed additional reasons to hate this man.

[–] thoughtfuldragon@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 1 month ago

https://clickhole.com/heartbreaking-the-worst-person-you-know-just-made-a-gr-1825121606/

[–] WishBoneThugaNHarmony@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

Surprising...(checks notes)...nobody.

[–] shai_hulud@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I bet he fucking GAGS for Cheeto dust

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 2 points 1 month ago

he huffs and snort it, while hotboxing it.

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 1 month ago

Profoundly weird people.

[–] _cryptagion@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 month ago

Why does she look like his sister?

[–] Ton@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago (2 children)

He does have a wife? That's the news here...

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[–] El_guapazo@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

So Elon was just a different form of the mayo?

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[–] Daft_ish@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 month ago

The mark of the beast

[–] AnimalsDream@slrpnk.net 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Hummus obsoletes mayo. No they're not the same thing. But one is objectively better.

[–] iamdefinitelyoverthirteen@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

That's fucking disgusting.

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 3 points 1 month ago

Stephen "PeeWee Himmler" Miller

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 3 points 1 month ago

Whatever, she's married to him, so that's proof that she's a pig.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

i mean i like mayo well enough, but maybe now i'm an aioli guy

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago (3 children)

I wonder if she smears herself with a thick layer of mayo before their sexy times.

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[–] Dorkyd68@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Gross

[–] ef9357@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Who cares?

[–] BigDickEnergy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 month ago

Got to give it to him, the man has taste

[–] Raiderkev@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

That tracks

[–] Formfiller@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I thought she ran away with Elmo?

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

wasnt it the other wife of one of trumps cabinets? or it was her?

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