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In the Italian kitchen (lemmy.ananace.dev)
submitted 11 months ago by ace@lemmy.ananace.dev to c/memes@lemmy.ml
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[–] WarmSoda@lemm.ee 27 points 11 months ago

You gotta let it run for a few minutes for the aldente to come on.

[–] DessertStorms@kbin.social 12 points 11 months ago (1 children)

So my belly is yelling WANT but my brain can't help but think about how disgusting those pipes would be and now I don't want it so much anymore.. πŸ˜‚

[–] RootBeerGuy@discuss.tchncs.de 16 points 11 months ago

Just like tap water you have to ensure a constant flow so bacteria cannot develop. You cannot half-ass the sgetti tap!

[–] Custoslibera@lemmy.world 7 points 11 months ago

So that’s what they mean when they tell you to add a cup of pasta water to thicken your sauce.

[–] Mr_Blott@lemmy.world 6 points 11 months ago

No Italian would have such ghastly plates, come on

[–] Hello_there@kbin.social 6 points 11 months ago

Some udon restaurants in Japan have a broth faucet. The worker just pushed a button and broth ce out into the bowl. It was amazing.

[–] Werbert@lemmy.world 6 points 11 months ago

Spagoot from the spigot.

[–] The_Eminent_Bon@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Where’s the sauce?

[–] capt_wolf@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago

It's in the other sink. However, a small, elderly Italian woman named Nana approaches you and slaps your hand as you reach for it. She says, "It's not ready yet! 4 more hours!"

She offers you some olive oil and garlic aioli instead. She proceeds to feed you for 4 hours until the sauce is ready. Surprisingly, you're still hungry. The sink sauce is delicious.

[–] DaMonsterKnees@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago

I'm sad in the shower. This made me happy. Bless you.

[–] Cap@kbin.social 2 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Is the faucet giving the pasta a blowjob?