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[–] collapse_already@lemmy.ml 45 points 6 days ago (4 children)

I feel like the only way to teach them that slavery is wrong is to enslave them. I will personally volunteer to recreate the whipping scene from Roots for everyone who thinks slavery wasn't so bad. Starting with the orange.

[–] Pussycuntisseur@lemmynsfw.com 9 points 6 days ago

Exposure therapy one crack at a time

[–] Typotyper@sh.itjust.works 7 points 6 days ago (3 children)
[–] phutatorius@lemmy.zip 1 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

That's why Trump likes it so much. Well, that and the fact that he's the racist son of a Klansman slumlord.

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[–] ohwhatfollyisman@lemmy.world 65 points 6 days ago (3 children)

after 200 years, the house finally lives up to its name.

[–] phutatorius@lemmy.zip 1 points 2 days ago

It should be renamed the Shite House to be more reflective of its current occupant.

[–] StopSpazzing@lemmy.world 11 points 6 days ago
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[–] QuoVadisHomines@sh.itjust.works 37 points 6 days ago (1 children)

It’s almost as if racism is a core value among American conservatives.

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[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 40 points 6 days ago (7 children)

Whitehouse is not sane and should not be given any credence

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[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 40 points 6 days ago

museums should start showcasing trumps epstein and russian collusions in thier exhibits.

[–] callouscomic@lemmy.zip 49 points 6 days ago (2 children)

How bout we enslave this fucking nazi turd. Drag his fat fucking ass around, go full mussolini.

[–] PalmTreeIsBestTree@lemmy.world 16 points 6 days ago (2 children)

If anyone deserves to be tortured and dismembered, it’s Trump.

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[–] chonkyninja@lemmy.world 12 points 6 days ago

I can only get so erect.

[–] BilliamBoberts@lemmy.world 29 points 6 days ago

So, teaching the horrors of slavery is woke now? They are just telling on themselves now.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 33 points 6 days ago (7 children)

When I was in middle school, we had to make a list of pros and cons of slavery for classwork. I remember it being homework but I can't see that bullshit flying if the parents knew.

[–] Glytch@lemmy.world 20 points 6 days ago (3 children)

Pros and cons from who's perspective?

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[–] HobbitFoot@thelemmy.club 16 points 6 days ago (3 children)

I feel like there are two ways that list could go.

The first is trying to whitewash slavery. The second is trying to help students understand why horrible things like this happen; why did entire economic systems get built for such a horrific practice.

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[–] jonesey71@lemmus.org 15 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Pros: Removes any ambiguity about who the shitbags are.

Cons: Now good people have to kill the shitbags to free the slaves.

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[–] Demdaru@lemmy.world 8 points 6 days ago

I like it honestly. Remove the idiocratic "Because it's bad, duh".

No. Make your research. Understand the problem. Feel the problem. See how far it gone, and why people used that, and what was the price to pay.

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[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 23 points 6 days ago (2 children)

People sang more back then. There were hardly any workers comp claims. And it kept kids off their dang iPhones.

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[–] RoidingOldMan@lemmy.world 33 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Trump feuding with a history museum. You'd think that would sound the 'fascist' alarm to his supporters, but seems like nothing will.

[–] Senal@programming.dev 9 points 6 days ago

That's not an alarm to them, it's a theme tune.

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[–] postmateDumbass@lemmy.world 20 points 6 days ago (1 children)

The logic:

400 years of slavery but your great great grand grand kids have been taught 1 or 2 farming skills a piece.

Oh, and we will be generous and only charge half price for those 400 years of your food and lodging.

You owe us really...

[–] NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world 15 points 6 days ago

Did you even say thank you?

[–] jaggedrobotpubes@lemmy.world 17 points 6 days ago

There we go.

[–] DarkFuture@lemmy.world 11 points 6 days ago

We have to keep drilling in that slavery is bad because there are still so many fucking racists in this country.

[–] LaunchesKayaks@lemmy.world 13 points 6 days ago
[–] MachineFab812@discuss.tchncs.de 16 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Oh no!! Maybe he should go back in time and prevent the developement of chatel slavery, if he's so worked up about the historical representation of slavery in-general.

That said, chatel slavery seems alive and well in the US Prison system. Maybe some of us really are too distracted by the history to bother fixing things in the present. Mr. Mangione allegedly might have something to say about it. Maybe I just wasn't paying enough attention at that cookout, back on December 4th.

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[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 11 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Black people loved slavery. There. I cut out all the euphemisms and just got us to the end goal to save us some time.

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[–] arcterus@piefed.blahaj.zone 15 points 6 days ago (8 children)

It's amazing how all these dumbasses look exactly the same. I knew exactly what she'd look like even before watching the video.

[–] weariedfae@sh.itjust.works 16 points 6 days ago

Fun fact I overheard! This is a thing in cults. It's something about a uniform appearance plus appearance policing (either overt or to fit in).

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[–] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 8 points 6 days ago (1 children)
WOULD YOU LIKE TO KNOW MORE?
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[–] Chivera@lemmy.world 8 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I thought they were all about facts not caring about their feelings

No, they were about facts not caring about your feelings. Where their feelings are involved, it's the opposite; their feelings don't care about facts.

[–] SereneSadie@lemmy.myserv.one 11 points 6 days ago

I am so ready to go home and throw it in much trash Mormon mother's face. I hate that she buys into this shit.

[–] Wolf@lemmy.today 6 points 6 days ago

Is it just me or is whitewashing slavery the first step in reinstituting slavery?

[–] asmoranomar@lemmy.world 11 points 6 days ago

You need to take the bad with the good, otherwise you'll never understand how far we've come. We hold on to slavery to remind us what it took, how efforts were not in vain, and to continue work on pushing for the things we believe in. We are here today because of the hardships we have endured yesterday. It's not "white guilt", it's to remind the world that slavery is bad no matter who does it, to teach us what it looks like, and that we all benefit from eliminating slavery, no matter the form it takes.

When we forget those things, we have things like the anti-vacc movement. People who have their own beliefs that fly in the face of reality, who've never had the experiences first hand, and to bend the notion of what is good. It rewrites the legacy of people's efforts, obscures the lessons used to fight, and trivializes the problems of the time. It manipulates both people and purpose and turns it against each.

My own opinion: Nobody feels guilty about slavery. There are only those that feel regret it's not still around.

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