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[–] SW42@lemmy.world 25 points 2 months ago (1 children)

He must really need the money… man I miss OutKast

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] jared@mander.xyz 3 points 2 months ago

L.A. Reid needs new shoes.

[–] NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world 13 points 2 months ago

Not gonna lie, I kind of love this. I sing this song every time I pull laundry out of the dryer.

[–] quitthebiz@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago

Pass on that, but I’d <frye-bradishing-cash.png> an insta-pot that plays “under pressure” (Bowie/Mercury)

[–] Goretantath@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Simple and clean would've been better..

[–] kelpie_returns@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Sure, if you want me to cry everytime I put a load on

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 5 points 2 months ago

🎶 When you walk away, you don't hear me say
"Please, oh baby, don't mix denims and delicates!" 🎶

[–] SidewaysHighways@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

more* cry more than normal

“Enter to win a limited edition pair that plays So Fresh, So Clean”

So give whirlpool your email address so they can spam you in exchange for nothing. If they really wanted to be cool they would make this track available to all existing whirlpool owners as free DLC

[–] NatakuNox@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Finally capitalism gets something right for once

Nah look at the fine print.

[–] corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

whirpool

Did spell check steer you wrong?

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 4 points 2 months ago

For once, the misspelling isn't mine 😆

[–] quick_snail@feddit.nl 2 points 2 months ago

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