It'd be the department if peace if he was leaning into the 1984 thing
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And that’s basically it!
At least he's showing what America has always been. A power hungry warmongering country.
On related news, the IDF will be named the ITF, for Tourism, based on their recent touring of neighbours' lands to pick their favourite.
Can someone just get this child a bunch of pillows and blankets that he may make his dream fort so the adults can get to work fixing shit?
This is actually great. It is a big problem that department of offense has always masqueraded as national security instead of insecurity.
What's actually his idea behind that?
Is this him finally fulfilling his promise to restore honesty in the government?
This just screams to me "I'm an old man and I'm butthurt about it."
He probably just forgot it was renamed to DoD, then decided to change the name cuz his 80 going on 90 year old brain has zero plasticity.
The Department of War had that victory over the Confederacy, too, right?
So back to the original name. No more double speak.
This is a good change.
I think the only logical next step is for him to get an "I'm the bad guy" t-shirt. His supporters would still say it was just a joke.
give me nobel peace prize or else
Funny. I thought the Navy beat the Army more in the Army-Navy game.