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[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 35 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Family guy only had 3 seasons and this scene wasn’t in any of them.

[–] Uli@sopuli.xyz 26 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Completely agreed. Only seasons 17, 18, and 19 are canon in my mind.

[–] Samuelwankenobi@sh.itjust.works 2 points 5 months ago

Nah it's 10,16 and 20

[–] pulsewidth@lemmy.world 33 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Fun fact: Kurt didn't own a gun, the shotgun he killed himself with was bought by his friend Dylan Carson of the band Earth. So, even in this silly story about Nevermind lyrics being taken literally, he wasn't lying. The song was also years before the gun was bought. Unrelatedly, I am fun at parties.

[–] froufox@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 6 months ago (1 children)

He didn't kill himself tho, that was Spotify goons.

[–] sheepishly@fedia.io 8 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I thought the joke was going to be Kurt saying he doesn't have a gun and then shooting himself...

[–] MrVilliam@sh.itjust.works 8 points 6 months ago

That's why it's a good example of misdirection in comedy.

[–] capuccino@lemmy.world 7 points 6 months ago (1 children)

A week ago I could swore that was Stephen King the one typing and saying "scary sttuff scary stuff", but it wasn't.

[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 5 points 6 months ago

But it was? Or rather, apparently, his ghost writer.

[–] Noblesavage@lemmy.world 5 points 6 months ago

Isn't the entire Family Guy show a steaming pile version?