Greentext
This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.
Be warned:
- Anon is often crazy.
- Anon is often depressed.
- Anon frequently shares thoughts that are immature, offensive, or incomprehensible.
If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.
Family guy only had 3 seasons and this scene wasn’t in any of them.
Completely agreed. Only seasons 17, 18, and 19 are canon in my mind.
Nah it's 10,16 and 20
Fun fact: Kurt didn't own a gun, the shotgun he killed himself with was bought by his friend Dylan Carson of the band Earth. So, even in this silly story about Nevermind lyrics being taken literally, he wasn't lying. The song was also years before the gun was bought. Unrelatedly, I am fun at parties.
I thought the joke was going to be Kurt saying he doesn't have a gun and then shooting himself...
That's why it's a good example of misdirection in comedy.
A week ago I could swore that was Stephen King the one typing and saying "scary sttuff scary stuff", but it wasn't.
But it was? Or rather, apparently, his ghost writer.
Isn't the entire Family Guy show a steaming pile version?