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PORTLAND, Ore. (KATU) — A reckless driver making videos of himself on the road has been found guilty of three of 11 misdemeanors.

Oscar Burell Jr., 33, got a 90-day license suspension and 18 months of probation.

The videos showed a person speeding, swerving in and out of traffic, driving through parks, hanging out the driver’s side window, and more

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[–] some_designer_dude@lemmy.world 29 points 3 months ago

90 day suspension? Got off easy.

[–] Duamerthrax@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago
[–] HelloHotel@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago

This is not all that wierd.