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[–] misk@sopuli.xyz 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Please don't jump to conclusions yet. This has been observed in European common frogs so if your advances towards, say, Tasmanian toad, have been refused and the toad appears to be dead, it might be, in fact, dead.

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[–] Diplomjodler@feddit.de -1 points 1 year ago

I'll fuck it anyway, just in case...

No, wait, I mean ...

[–] sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works -1 points 1 year ago

Sounds like my wedding night!