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[–] Jaysyn@lemmy.world 15 points 4 hours ago

Remember kids, fascists need a martyr & will happily make their own if needed.

[–] Treczoks@lemmy.world 28 points 5 hours ago

You have a statue of MLK because he deserved it.

You should not get a statue for Kirk for the same reason that there is no statue of Joseph Göbbels in Berlin.

[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 9 points 5 hours ago

DC does need more public restrooms

[–] phutatorius@lemmy.zip 13 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago)

Kirk was more a Goebbels than an MLK, and more a Horst Wessel than a Goebbels. And even then, not one who was that good at sticking to the party line.

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 14 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago) (1 children)

also the fact that charlie himself was recently ranting about files too, so the timing is very suspicious. because kirk has huge influence over young college age incel-to-gop pipeline, hes a threat.

[–] SL3wvmnas@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 41 minutes ago

Wait did he? looks at kirks twitter well these posts weren't there when I last looked at that. (after his death.)

This dude had more unreliable narrator vibes than an Iain Banks Novel.

[–] mechoman444@lemmy.world 17 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Omg. Please let this happen. Not because I care about Charlie. No, he was a racist asshole who reaped the rewards if his own rhetoric.

No no. I just want a sculpture to try and figure out how close he should make Kirks eyes. Knowing that someone had to actually objectively think about that makes me feel all warm and tingly on the inside.

[–] rustyricotta@lemmy.dbzer0.com 16 points 11 hours ago (2 children)

We could have something that transcends this.

[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 11 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Except maybe it could dispense drinks from it's neck hole.

[–] TipsyMcGee@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 7 hours ago

Make it a fountain at least

[–] maniacalmanicmania@aussie.zone 3 points 10 hours ago

Charlie Kirk is not deserving of a bust as good as this. I'm not being sarcastic.

[–] possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 13 points 13 hours ago

How is this not the Onion

[–] LaunchesKayaks@lemmy.world 17 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

Hope his statue looks absolutely ridiculous. Like it's based off the edits of the man with an extra tiny face

[–] sik0fewl@lemmy.ca 15 points 14 hours ago

Those are actually just pictures of him.

[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone -2 points 5 hours ago

This is ok as long as they accurately reflect his big beautiful face.

[–] Lucky_777@lemmy.world 349 points 23 hours ago (1 children)
[–] hddsx@lemmy.ca 74 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

Wow is that the original? I think we’re on volume 50 right now

[–] Lucky_777@lemmy.world 31 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

An edit with a little vol.50 would be epic lol

[–] Archangel1313@lemmy.ca 66 points 19 hours ago (5 children)

What has Charlie Kirk actually accomplished, though? Besides spreading hatred and bigotry, that is?

He's like the anti-MLK. Everything he stood for is the worst that conservatism has to offer.

[–] CaptPretentious@lemmy.world 2 points 4 hours ago

I'll be honest, outside of Reddit/Lemmy I know exactly nothing about him. I just always assumed he was yet another far-right extremist podcaster. Like Andrew Tate, but allowed to be in the US. Side note, it took me forever to figure out who Andrew Tate was, because I think people thought I was trolling when I asked "who is this dork?".

[–] LittleBorat3@lemmy.world 8 points 9 hours ago

He had a dream that america becomes like in the handmaid's tale.

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[–] panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 194 points 23 hours ago* (last edited 23 hours ago) (40 children)

In what universe is Charlie Kirk at all comparable to MLK?

Release the rest of the Epstein files. Release the Yahoo emails. Why is there a drawing of Epstein grooming children allegedly at Mar a Lago?

[–] ceenote@lemmy.world 75 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

He's not, and they know it. Pretending he's a martyr for as long as they can is rhetorically useful to them.

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 8 points 12 hours ago

hes useful as a distraction from the epstein files, The old guard dnc wants the news about to go away as much as the gop does.

[–] deathbird@mander.xyz 20 points 19 hours ago

Let's go down the list:

  1. They were both shot and killed.

That's the list.

[–] Bakkoda@sh.itjust.works 35 points 21 hours ago (6 children)

He isn't and everyone knows it. It's what used to be trolling except it has now become a core principle and they are a full two or three generations into believing their own bullshit. It's like that guy who loves banter until you hit him with a slapper and it's a "he's gonna fight you in the parking lot" kind of situation but he called security and told them threats had been made and the cops are getting involved but it's ok because a few days later he got stabbed 7 times in Lovejoy NY for talking shit in a pool game and all was right with the world.

Sorry I got lost on that one but you get the point.

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[–] nozone@sh.itjust.works 39 points 19 hours ago (3 children)

Kirk organised but did not attend the so-called “Stop the Steal” protests after Trump lost the 2020 election and helped coordinate buses for the 6 January 2021 rally led by Trump near the White House, where the outgoing Republican president urged the crowd to “fight, fight, fight” to overturn his defeat by Joe Biden.

Putting a monument for this turd in the capital he tried to overthrow is just perfectly republican. These people are going to milk this guys death for the next dozen years at least.

[–] Timecircleline@sh.itjust.works 3 points 7 hours ago

Until the next one who has been preaching violence gets a taste of it.

[–] phutatorius@lemmy.zip 5 points 8 hours ago

It's going to be relentless. Right now, some washed up pop-country knobhead is probably in the studio recording The Ballad of Charlie Kirk.

[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 7 points 15 hours ago

Conservative, not Republican. Wilson, a Democrat and tied with Jackson for worst president ever, though Trump is working towards that but I digress. Wilson is responsible for authoring Southern Revisionist History, the refounding of the KKK, and all those Confederate statues that we finally started tearing down.

[–] rozodru@piefed.social 47 points 21 hours ago (3 children)

This is the martyr they wanted for whatever reason to finally roll out their next phase. He'll be used to lock up/kill anyone that says anything negative about the administration. They're treating this nazi like he was jesus fucking christ.

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[–] Marshezezz@lemmy.blahaj.zone 91 points 23 hours ago

Really working hard to distract from what the senate did yesterday being a shield for a pedophile

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[–] ThePantser@sh.itjust.works 59 points 23 hours ago (4 children)

Do it, I would love a place my dog can take a shit if I ever visit.

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[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 2 points 12 hours ago

I wondered how long it would take to draw a direct comparison to MLK.

[–] QuantumTickle@lemmy.zip 46 points 23 hours ago (2 children)

Go ahead, hold him higher. Ring that bell as loud as you can. Identify yourselves as sycophants and fascists. Tell us what we already know.

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