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[–] panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 193 points 21 hours ago* (last edited 21 hours ago) (6 children)

In what universe is Charlie Kirk at all comparable to MLK?

Release the rest of the Epstein files. Release the Yahoo emails. Why is there a drawing of Epstein grooming children allegedly at Mar a Lago?

[–] ceenote@lemmy.world 74 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

He's not, and they know it. Pretending he's a martyr for as long as they can is rhetorically useful to them.

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 7 points 11 hours ago

hes useful as a distraction from the epstein files, The old guard dnc wants the news about to go away as much as the gop does.

[–] deathbird@mander.xyz 19 points 17 hours ago

Let's go down the list:

  1. They were both shot and killed.

That's the list.

[–] Bakkoda@sh.itjust.works 35 points 20 hours ago (2 children)

He isn't and everyone knows it. It's what used to be trolling except it has now become a core principle and they are a full two or three generations into believing their own bullshit. It's like that guy who loves banter until you hit him with a slapper and it's a "he's gonna fight you in the parking lot" kind of situation but he called security and told them threats had been made and the cops are getting involved but it's ok because a few days later he got stabbed 7 times in Lovejoy NY for talking shit in a pool game and all was right with the world.

Sorry I got lost on that one but you get the point.

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 6 points 18 hours ago

.......I'm not sure I do. I got distracted thinking about what kind of pool bet they had.

[–] Aeao@lemmy.world 4 points 18 hours ago (2 children)

Do you mind explaining? I checked out of politics because of a mental breakdown. I’m sure you all understand. Who’s Kirk?

[–] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 5 points 17 hours ago

He was a piece of shit

[–] toomanypancakes@piefed.world 5 points 17 hours ago (2 children)

Charlie Kirk, the late fascist founder of turning point USA, a fascist propaganda organization.

[–] Bakkoda@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 hours ago

An organization that was somehow allowed to have chapters on high school campuses. Some might call that grooming or indoctrination.

[–] phutatorius@lemmy.zip 3 points 6 hours ago

A God-bothering fascist propaganda organization with heavy emphasis on gun fetishism.

[–] hopesdead@startrek.website 14 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

Someone probably equates the political nature and him being white to what happened to MLK Jr.

[–] phutatorius@lemmy.zip 1 points 6 hours ago

Yep, Martin Luther Mayonnaise.

[–] skhayfa@lemmy.world 7 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

Releasing the files was one of Charlie last wishes.

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 3 points 11 hours ago

trump had him silenced.