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Thousands of 'robber bees' invade B.C. apiarist's shop in attempted honey heist (www.cbc.ca)

submitted 1 week ago by sundray@lemmus.org to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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Actually kind of terrifying.

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[–] ch00f@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Roll for criminal.

[–] Tolookah@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 1 week ago

But I want to use my bear stat! Instead of sneaking in, I barge in through the window.

[–] ToastedRavioli@midwest.social 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Do I look like the kind of guy that would use a bad apiarist?

[–] Hazmatastic@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago