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White House Insists Stephen Miller Does Not Play with Dolls (www.thedailybeast.com)

submitted 2 days ago by sundray@lemmus.org to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] Balaquina@lemmy.ca 17 points 2 days ago

https://youtu.be/LMxTFqPET5I

[–] frezik@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 1 day ago

I've also heard that Pete Hegseth doesn't use rose-scented skin lotion, and Marco Rubio doesn't like long bubble baths with a glass of wine.

[–] kadaverin0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 day ago

I bet he has a race car bed, too.

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago

Steven Prothero Miller

But fr I don't care if he plays with dolls. My beef is with how he treats humans

[–] WhatGodIsMadeOf@feddit.org 11 points 2 days ago

They are called dildos.

[–] resipsaloquitur@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago

Prove he doesn’t.

[–] barnaclebutt@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

Lol, he does. He totally does.

[–] TheBat@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago

Really? He looks like 18th century wooden doll come to life.

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