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[–] stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com 32 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (3 children)

reinvest $16 into lottery tickets
only win $1

[–] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 14 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 9 months ago

If you're lucky

[–] Steak@lemmy.ca 9 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] bionicjoey@lemmy.ca 6 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] Steak@lemmy.ca 3 points 9 months ago

Way she goes bubs

[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 3 points 9 months ago

>got excitement and enjoyment

>didn't have to pay anything

absolute win

[–] RealFknNito@lemmy.world 18 points 9 months ago

I bought a key on CS:GO for a single crate. Won a $66 skin. Sold it, uninstalled the game, and never played it again to avoid becoming a gambling addict.

[–] VampyreOfNazareth@lemm.ee 17 points 9 months ago

Spend $300 to get to $16, hope is all that we have

[–] GrammatonCleric@lemmy.world 9 points 9 months ago

Cash out while you're up

[–] XTornado@lemmy.ml 7 points 9 months ago

1600% performance.

[–] SharkEatingBreakfast@sopuli.xyz 4 points 9 months ago (1 children)

God, I wish that were me..

Don't let you dreams be dreams. I won't tell anyone if you lie on the Internet too.

[–] therealjcdenton@lemmy.zip 3 points 9 months ago

Only took 37 tickets to win