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[–] rumba@lemmy.zip 7 points 1 month ago
[–] BootLoop@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 month ago

Good thing Doctor Who can time travel (I think?) so he could take as long as he needed.

[–] Aceticon@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

At least Doctor Who would've been able to go back in time and return with the nurse just after they left.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

no when you cross the streams like that you have to reboot the series

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 6 points 1 month ago

porn trope.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 4 points 1 month ago

I'd be mad too. Why leave? I wanna watch!

[–] Bennyboybumberchums@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

Man, that show really went to shit...

[–] Phoenix3875@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago
[–] HotDog7@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Doesn't Matter Had Sex!

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