Kolanaki

Hookah charcoal comes in tablets. 🤷‍♂️

Average Gaslighting Idiot.

AKA "a CEO."

Ridge Racer back in the day had you play Galaga while it loaded. Namco patented it tho, so nobody else ever did it. (the patent has since lapsed, but it's still not being done by anyone :()

How did Sekiro get roped into this? I mean, sure it has ledge shimmying; but it's pretty much optional, except in the tutorial where it's needed to reach the kid the first time and then at the big snake for like a second before getting into the sedan.

I miss the advert poster I had of the live action Crash in a gold speedo, laying in a bed of rose petals. 😳

Always Idiotic

"Due to lower than expected album sales, James Hetfield has had to settle for a solid gold swimming pool instead of the solid platinum pool he really wanted."

We'd all be speaking German right now if Hitler actually had a great rack like that.

Nothing has shaped how I view games more than Dark Souls.

They just breathe into the gas tank after happy hour.

Taming of the Shrew and everything that is basically the same story, like 10 Things I Hate About You. So like a good half of all teen romance.

Blood is probably more viscous than raspberry juice.