Kolanaki

joined 1 year ago
[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 1 points 2 minutes ago

Tim Sweeny needs a new gold plated swimming pool.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 2 points 14 minutes ago* (last edited 12 minutes ago)

EarlyBird

Of all the reviews she has done, the only one I had any prior knowledge of was The Neverhood. I am shocked at how many of these adventure games I definitely would have loved if I knew about them back in the 90s.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 7 points 1 hour ago

After having gone out and tried other brands of ranch (hidden valley was my family's goto all my life), I have found that I aftually quite hate hidden valley's.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 1 points 1 hour ago

My face's mind sits right behind my face.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 8 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Disco Elysium by itself is an extended polycule.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 30 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago) (1 children)

Nothing except for the use of Flash has changed... There are still tons of free to play games without MTX or other greedy bullshit made by passionate people, and just like back in the day, 90% of them are straight doodoo.

FFS, Newgrounds is still around and gets new stuff posted daily. Anon should leave 4chan and check out the rest of the internet.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 2 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

The first jump that the DEVS point you toward in that one platforming area is so fucked. The only jump worse is the one in DS3 to get the Firekeeper Set. The geometry in both instances is hella fucked. 😩

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 8 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 16 hours ago) (4 children)

Don't forget "driving lemmings over a cliff to make our documentary seem cooler while also spreading wild misinformation about the behavior of lemmings."

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 3 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago) (3 children)

I would just choose to play games that aren't mostly things I hate 🤷‍♂️

I guess it could be used to get through forced stealth segments in games with absolute dogshit stealth mechanics, but I would rather just see developers not put forced stealth levels in their game that wasn't built to do stealth mechanics well.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 2 points 18 hours ago

Chick-nobyl! 5000 wings, 10,000 beaks, a pallet of dipping sauces, airdropped ranch and two of the sickest, saddest celery sticks you've ever seen!

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 62 points 20 hours ago (4 children)

Was believable until the dude said "stabbed me in the fanny." It does not mean what it means over here.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 8 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago) (1 children)

The slowdown is becsuse the adblocker had to take an additional 0.002 seconds to block the ads.

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